All things Florida Man

Why in the **** is there a rattlesnake in Florida?!?

Florida is just one big invasive species extravaganza. There's literally a population of wild monkeys that descended from escaped theme park animals in Florida, never mind all the pythons, iguanas, and weird exotic fish. Rattlesnakes are downright mundane by comparison. Florida is like Australia but with 100000% more meth and cocaine.