Do you think aliens in ufos have visited Earth? (And all things UFO)

I feel like we are the aliens visiting earth.

We're the only species that have to wipe our butts...

Look at how loooong it takes our babies to be self-sufficient. It takes them months to be able to walk. They can't forage for food or feed themselves for years.

Plants thrive and grow into beautiful things with only some combination of water, sun and dirt. A house cat can groom themselves without using their paws. Birds fly.

We are so inferior to everything else produced of/from/on this planet. So un-special. So foreign and useless.

The only creatures that make stuff up to justify our existence. The only ones to create gods. We're so unusual.
The Buttwiper Paradox. It's been debated by alienologists for decades. The more a civilization self-discovers the need to wipe, the less special it thinks it is. But that is a contradiction - it just means we know we can be special. Puppi ergo sum.