This is so funny to me. It DOES taste like earth but I have an obsession with truffles! I want them on everything. Sometimes I'll uncap a jar just to smell them.
I was having a hard time finding them during lockdown and I contemplated stealing a teeny tiny jar from Whole Foods. They were $45 (I don't love them THAT much).
I decided against it, but I did linger on the aisle and glance back longingly before tearing myself away.