I don't quite know what you mean, but trying and failing at this point is unacceptable.
I have the worst luck. I would jump off a bridge and get stuck on a tree. Arse hanging there all night without proper blood circulation. Leg would die, need to be amputated and the rest of me would be just fine.
Use a gun? Would miss my ENTIRE head and shoot a hole through a pipe in the ceiling. How would I explain it to the plumber?
I have the weakest stomach known to man. Anything I ingest is gonna come right back up and land in the middle of my kitchen floor.
I have thought of it all. I'm stuck! It could be a comedy film. Then at the end, when I finally accept my fate and stop trying - I die in my sleep.
Oh and I've tried that too. To pretend like I don't want to die so I could "trick" the universe into letting me die. Yes... I've tried reverse psychology - on the universe.
I'm convinced that when it's all said and done, I will be the longest living human being on record. That's my kinda luck. SMH.