Predict the next Training Camp Headline

With the news of P-Rob randomly retiring today, let’s play a game and laugh at our pain. Who wants to predict the next headline from Saints camp?
"SR poster permanently BANNED for summoning the gods of ironic retribution"
and a related headline "Goodell gets contract extension and renewed vote of confidence from NFL owners"

In all seriousness....I get what you're saying....what else can you do but laugh. SMDH...