Ty Montgomery leaves practice on cart. (Per reports, he is back at practice today)

For crying out loud.

How about just simple things like "he twisted his ankle", or "his knee bent funny", or "he got hit in the head"?

Because he likely didn't see it, and he can't report something he didn't see? It's not just one long practice of 11 on 11. Position groups work out individually on different portions of the field. Can't see everything. I'm sure if he saw Ty have an awkward landing, or if his knee hyperextended during a cut, he would have put that in his tweet. Like he has in the past.