Darwin Award Winners

I saw there were some old single Darwin Award threads, but I figured why not have an ongoing thread for people who deserve Darwin Awards.
If there is already one like it, I apologize. Not to be confused with the Florida Man Thread...

I'll start with a couple

If you are dumb enough to leave a gun out where a 2 years can get it and kill you, you no longer need to reproduce..

2-year-old shoots dad dead while playing with handgun, grandma says​

A dad was shot to death by the 2-year-old son he was feeding when the toddler got his tiny hands on a 40-caliber Glock pistol and fired a fatal shot, according to published reports.

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crim...ndgun-grandma-says/ar-AANdpmm?ocid=entnewsntp

Indian man stabbed to death by rooster after attaching knife for illegal cockfight​

An Indian man was stabbed to death by his own rooster after he attached a 3-inch knife to its leg for an illegal cockfight, police said Sunday.
atish was hit by the rooster’s knife in his groin and started bleeding heavily,” police inspector B. Jeevan said Sunday, revealing that the victim died on his way to a local hospital.

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https://nypost.com/2021/02/28/indian-man-stabbed-to-death-by-rooster-after-attaching-knife-to-leg/