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You can take two packs of cigarettes.
Tap, tap, tap one of them.
Smack it up real good.
Leave the other alone.
Open the packs.
Take one out of each.
Compare (identical twins!)
Light em both up.
Smoke simultaneously.
not true. If you "pack" a cigarette, there will be about an eighth of an inch of empty space at the end.