I Hate the Internal Revenue Service

I have no idea what that has to do with my problem or the people waiting on their "over a million backlogged returns" (her words). I'm middle class and all of my tax breaks were extremely easy, I just happened to leave one very important one off on my last two returns.
With perspective comes rationalization.

Sure thing, bro, this sounds easy for you. Don't know why you're complaining now.