Except in *no* timeline does he pick up a living telephone made of bison flesh and say "Squid McSquiddy, here...Squidgod's blessing upon thee."
Because that's not an example of a *timeline*, that's an alternate *universe*.
If they're going to go all multiversal/timeline/dimensions in Phase 4, they really need to all get on the same page about it. (And that page has to make some kind of sense.)