All things Florida Man

The article doesn't give a location, but I think chances are high enough to put this here.

https://www.newsweek.com/teenage-boy-insert-usb-cable-stuck-penis-surgery-1630160
Hey mom...can you take me to the hospital?

Why?

I can't get this USB cable out of my thingy.

Whaaa?!?!?

Oh, when we get there, you can just stay in the waiting room, ok?