Young couple goes on van tour of US, boy comes back with van - no girl

Mr. Blue Sky said

I would sure hate to be a smallish, bald white guy with a beard right now .

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Usually people try to change their appearance when they go on the run. He likely shaved the beard and is growing his hair. Maybe got a wig from the fine people at the Sheinhardt Wig Company (who have not been poisoning rivers since 1997)