One time my downstairs neighbor called the cops because she (thought) she heard a man fighting me in my apartment.
The apartment staff emailed me to talk about it so I told them the story of the only time a man ever laid his hands on me and it ended with me saying I'd be surprised if he ever regained full use of that hand.
She replied, "OK, I feel confident that it wasn't occurring in your apartment." 😆
A few weeks later when I went to the office for something else and gave my apartment number, she leaned back in her chair, laughed and said I remember you, "You tried to [insert what I did but won't admit here] your boyfriend's hand."
When I tell you... he will never forget that day. I ended up going to jail but it was so worth it because I truly believe he will never try that with another woman.
If he does, it will have to be with his left hand.