Young couple goes on van tour of US, boy comes back with van

Young couple goes on van tour of US, boy comes back with van - no girl

Sailorsaint said
Heard on one of the news stories that they won't finish the autopsy, determine the cause of death, for another two weeks. WTH?! CSI Miami gets that sheet done in under an hour!

And that's the problem. People are used to everything getting neatly wrapped up in a bow in an hour. So now, INSTANT GRATIFICATION TAKES TOO LONG!