Young couple goes on van tour of US, boy comes back with van - no girl

Yeah, I get that. And especially in the beginning. But I bet they didn't think it'd be taking them this long to find a vegan, non-plastic-water-bottle-drinking twerp like Brian. And it's not like I think they should lay out the whole breadth of what they have so far ..... but SOMETHING concrete. The public keeps asking questions like, Why haven't they thought to do this or do that. Like, yeah, people, they surely didn't think of that.

Brian's vegan? Hmmm. I don't see how that would negatively affect his public image. Also, not drinking out of plastic water bottles, seems also positive.

Looks like Waldo is getting in on the search.

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