Young couple goes on van tour of US, boy comes back with van - no girl

Yeah agreed. Oh such a good song is playing right now. lol. Can you imagine protestors at your sons funeral, if you had a son (like hypothetical question)?

I think the Laundrie family just wants to be left alone, and have no media attention for the next 20 years.
Fork them. They have been pieces of shirt throughout this whole process and deserve whatever negative attention comes their way.