Does anyone have a parent who is a hoarder?

I would sneak it out in batches. Distract him while my accomplice makes away with piles of stuff. Probably preface my plan by telling him there's some robbers on the lose the neighborhood.

My dad is a hoarder. But I don't visit often and when I do, I stay in one room. I'm not venturing around that house. No telling what creatures have made a home there.