Texas, the new Florida

Would y'all believe me if I said this is one of my greatest fears? I have a window that almost extends to the ground and I constantly worry that a wild pig, bear or someone high on PCP is going to bust through it while I'm asleep.

I don't mind dying, but I don't want to be shredded and tattered and left alive. Does no one else fret about these things?
I worry about dying on the toilet