Texas, the new Florida

Where do you live that all three of those things are prominieny enough possibilities to worry about.

Ive got the someond out of their mind on (insert substance) concern here, and bears(and cougars) are numerous outside of the city and occasionally make an an appearance in the urban areas(though probably not enough to worry about)... but as of yet feral hogs are sparse here.

Of course i suppose being nearly or outright impossible never kept me from having nightmares about something. In Louisiana as a 4-5 year old i had nightmares about a Jaguar in the woods behind my house and living in Houston and camping in Texas as a kid it was Grizzlies (briefly Velocaraptors after reading Jurassic Park). Nevermind that i was seperated from the nearest Jaguar by ~1000 miles, Grizzly ~1500 miles, and Raptor by 71million years. Of course these were childhood dreams, not concious worries...
Oh. I should'f probably clarified that in the back of my head, I'm like 64% sure these aren't logical worries... It's just how my brain works. BUT... Technically, it could still happen.

If those 25 pigs in the video decided to use their short, stout bodies for evil - they could take out a window.

There's a video in the Twitter thread of a single, possessed hog taking out a wrought iron fence like it was fashioned out of paper bags.

There are obese armadillos and beady-eyed possums that cut through my yard on the regular. I KNOW they have boar brethren. I know this.

I'm in North Texas. This is where the pig originated. Facts.