Are you willing to get the Covid vaccine when offered?
Yeah, well I'm a bad person.
I'm heavier than I should be and I eat a poor diet. When I die from a heart attack or whatever, I'll laugh.
If you're a member of MADD and you die in a drunken car crash, I'm going to laugh.
If you're an anti-vax lunatic who believes politicians eat babies and microchips are going to control you and you die from Covid after publicly decrying vaccines, I'm not only going to laugh, but I'm going to revel in your demise while holding out some hope that your death is a teaching moment for the other idiots.
Judge me however you like and remember that I laugh every time I see the picture of Matt Ryan with the skidmark too.