Retirement: When do you plan to retire?

OK, so it's morning one of his retirement. I have washed a load a laundry, his work clothes, made the bed, emptied the dishwasher, fed the cat you get the picture. He was on the couch ignoring Mythbusters and playing a slot game on his phone. I picked at him and told him I was going to come to the forum tell y'all what he was doing. In response he says oh, could you run my bath water? I laughed and said you take showers, he says ok, can you run me a bath so I can play with my remote control boat?
Still LMAO