Buccee’s

Had my first Buc-ees experience yesterday on 95 in Florida.

We were in there 45 minutes. I got half a pound of spicy jerky - eating some now, it’s fantastic.

My kids (7 and 9) thought it was awesome. My wife, who is at times too booshie for her own good, walked in looking like someone farted and insisting that we need masks because this was a Covid cesspool. After I convinced her to go to the bathroom (she’s a sucker for a clean bathroom) I lost her for 15 minutes. Then I find her with a basket and she says “I love these Easter shirts for the kids, and look at this sun screen, and did you see that brisket sandwich, wow! Oh, I think I want some sugar almonds!”

I was like yeah, I told you.

lol.
My kids are 8, 10 and 12, and I think our wives are cut from the same mold. After a couple of years of trying to get her to agree to stop there, it's now a staple every time we go to dallas (2 - 3 times a year)

Now my wife has taken to buying buc-ees merch everytime we are there, we have blankets, balls, dolls, tshrts, hats.

I created a monster.