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COCOA, Fla. — Police say they made an arrest in a bomb threat at Cocoa High School earlier this year.

According to a newly released report, a woman made the threat in a voicemail to the school on Feb. 3.

Officers say the message included several expletives but allegedly said that if the school did not feed the woman's son more, she would blow it up...........

https://www.wesh.com/article/cocoa-bomb-threat-school-lunch/39795340
After the tone, please leave your message. BEEP.
How dare you M*!#*% F*!#*%s deny my baby a bigger portion of food!!! I will blow your school and all ya'll M*!#*% F*!#*% azzes up if he comes home hungry and asks me to fix him some food!! That's right, I will bomb that damned school.

And, I'm not stupid, so don't think I'm giving you my name, you sorry birches. Oh yeah, the boy you need to portion up at lunch is a sophomore, J'Qill Smith. CLICK.