Office Birthday Party gone wrong

soupcan dan said

my anxiety level at parties decreases as the number of strippers increases.

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Rather non-sequitur of me but this comment reminds me of a story: many, many years ago (35-ish???) I was having lunch at some bar/pool room place and Ron Swoboda was there at another table with some other guys (this is back when he was still sportscaster on TV and obviously well before cellphone video).

Anyway, they start singing Happy Birthday (I think to him) and then a stripper comes out and starts dancing for their table. Swoboda gets up with a sort of aggravated look and walks out the place. I was like “Wow, what a prude“ while I sat there (with my girlfriend/now-wife) and enjoyed the free show.

Who knew Ron Swoboda was so ahead of his time???