Fix Netflix

Opens Netflix:

Heading: Only on Netflix
The Last Kingdom - Great series, binged the last season in 2 days. Enjoyed the way they closed out the series. Doubt I'll watch it again, so it won't bring me back.
The Witcher - Love this series, binged the last season the day it came out. Not interested in watching again unless I happen to be looking on Netflix and can't find anything else to watch.
Vikings Valhalla - Not as good as the last Vikings series, felt scattered and reaching. Took me a few days to finish this season, will probably watch the next season when it comes out next year.
Our Great National Parks - I do like a good nature series, but narrated by Barak Obama? Why? It makes me feel like it's just going to be another "we are killing the planet, we must all go green now!!!" series. No thanks, just show me nature without depressing or guilting me.
Barbarians - Depicts a woman all painted up with an eyepatch. Doesn't scream barbarian to me. Pass...
Bridgerton - Not my speed
Lost in Space - Not a bad series. I binged the last season the day it came out. Did get overly frustrated with how stupid the Robinsons were to keep giving Smith chance after chance. That worked when I was like 8, but come on...
Marco Polo - Great series, so they cancelled it. Not going to watch again only to be disappointed.
The Adam Project - Meh? Considering watching it, but kinda waiting for people to say it's actually good first.
Shadow & Bone - Watched the 1st season. Wasn't very good.
Ozark - Heard it was good, not sure it's my thing, not really motivated to try it.
Animal - First I've seen it. Looks like a nature documentary. I like Bryan Cranston, but Rebel Wilson?
Age of Samurai - Finally, something that may make me want to turn Netflix on while I binge for an evening. Description, though, "gritty and cinematic docuseries will satisfy your bloodlust..." While I don't mind the bloody stuff and understand the Samurai age was an incredibly violent & brutal time, I'm hoping that's not their only real selling point. I'm actually interested in learning something and becoming invested in a story in between my seppuku and dismemberments.
The King - Netflix says I watched this, I seem to remember it being decent, but I couldn't really tell you and I'm not really interested in watching again to find out.
Norsemen - See Barbarians above.
Red Notice - I've heard this is pretty good. I may watch it when nothing else is on.
Peaky Blinders - Is the new season on Netflix yet? No? Then get off my feed.

By this point I've nearly lost interest. The next line "Trending now" is basically a re-order of the above titles with a couple of very un-interesting looking shows (Heirs to the Land, Anatomy of a Scandal, Selling Sunset).

The Next Line: Critically Acclaimed Films: Nothing new, some good titles, but movies I've watched a lot of times already.

So, that's it for me, they've already lost me and I've already spent more time than I want trying to find something to watch.