The random stuff from X thread

The comments under that Tweet are hilarious. I didn't know this was such a big thing. Like the dog deciding to lay right behind whoever was at the stove or the MIL lifting the lid off the rice while it was cooking.

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I'm always perplexed by the people who linger indecisively in front of the exact toilet paper I want. Like, dude. TP is typically not something you have to ponder over. Why don't you know which one you want?! Did you discover it just yesterday?

You know what your buttocks fancy. Other than the sag that comes with age, cheeks don't change much over the years. Pick one and MOVE!
hey he may be deciding is he wants Charmin or go store brand so he can buy dinner that night.. sometimes people have tough choices to make, maybe he is trying to find the middle ground...lol