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Here is what I am in the middle of right now:

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P/CLOUDY</TD><TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 7px" align=middle width="100%">-47°
Hi: -32°/Lo: -40° <TABLE style="FONT-SIZE: 11px; COLOR: #666666; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD noWrap>Feels Like: </TD><TD noWrap>-60°F</TD></TR><TR><TD noWrap>Humidity: </TD><TD noWrap>100%</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Sweet mercyful God is it cold up here. Just now I had to walk about 50 yards from one building to another and my joints just didn't want to co-operate with me. Like my body rebelling and going "Dude, get your crazy [expletive] back inside!"