Something to help make your day a better one

Here is what I am in the middle of right now:

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P/CLOUDY</TD><TD style="PADDING-BOTTOM: 7px" align=middle width="100%">-47°
Hi: -32°/Lo: -40° <TABLE style="FONT-SIZE: 11px; COLOR: #666666; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD noWrap>Feels Like: </TD><TD noWrap>-60°F</TD></TR><TR><TD noWrap>Humidity: </TD><TD noWrap>100%</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Sweet mercyful God is it cold up here. Just now I had to walk about 50 yards from one building to another and my joints just didn't want to co-operate with me. Like my body rebelling and going "Dude, get your crazy [expletive] back inside!"

Yeah, but you made what...$50 during that walk?

Thank you, though. It can indeed help to think "Y'know, no matter how things suck for me today, it's not all that bad. They could be sucking like this in Prudhoe Bay."

The really harsh thing is the humidity. How in the name of Zod can it be that cold with 100% humidity? The ice fog must be intense.