Marijuana

Scorpius the Allfather said
I would sneak a half pint of whiskey into Saints games by just putting it in my pocket. They no longer pat you down, you just go through a metal detector. After walking through one of the guys pointed at my pocket and asked if I had something in there. I said, "no I'm good" and kept walking. Guy didn't second guess me.

I was going to a Van Halen concert with 2 friends. My first bud had two pints. One in each boot. When he gave the
officer his ticket, both boots banged together and you could hear ding. I'm like oh shirt,he's going to jail. The officer
was cool though. He said behave yourself young man. We did :)