Six percent of people think they can beat a grizzly bear

kizzy821 said

I'm thinking I *might* be able to orchestra one good punch at a goose or a kick to the neck.

Anything else, I'll knock myself out trying to run through a tree and commence to being eaten.

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Just for the record, a goose can’t eat a person. A goose lacks any meaningful capability to harm a person beyond through the chaos of fear.

Once you overcome the fear that the wild attacking animal brings, it’s merely a goose. Big wings, beak/bill designed to eat grains and berries, and webbed feet.

The neck is an obvious weakness. You are an advanced, capable primate. Seize the obvious weakness.