Six percent of people think they can beat a grizzly bear

Just for the record, a goose can’t eat a person. A goose lacks any meaningful capability to harm a person beyond through the chaos of fear.

Once you overcome the fear that the wild attacking animal brings, it’s merely a goose. Big wings, beak/bill designed to eat grains and berries, and webbed feet.

The neck is an obvious weakness. You are an advanced, capable primate. Seize the obvious weakness.
LMAO no, I mean any other amimal besides the goose and I'll get chewed up.

That neck does look weak.

What about a Pelican though. That big pouch and pointy bill. I think I'd just run.