Six percent of people think they can beat a grizzly bear

Paul said

I know a guy that looks like me, same height, build, and everything - even has the same name and birthday as me, weird I know. Well, that guy got his arse absolutely terrorized and whipped by a gaggle of geese. I was embarrassed for him. :jpshakehead:

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This thread has tremendous potential, btw.

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I spoke nothing of Geese. I only mentioned Goose. Even though, after many childhood battles with them while fishing I have come to the conclusion their only real power is the power of fear. I'm pretty sure nature's testosterone levels rank something like this.

1. Male Goose
2. Female Goose
3. Bull Shark

Bread amplifies #1 and #2. If the goose bite had any sort of power or sharp teeth humans would fail to exist and Stephen King's book on birds would be classified as non-fiction.