Six percent of people think they can beat a grizzly bear

Count me in that 6%, I can take a bear...I imagine it going down like Arnold vs the Predator...I'll first cover myself head to toe in poop (which would be readily available) so that the bear wouldn't want to attack or bite me then through a series of intricate booby traps, I smash the bear between two giant logs...DONE

I'm so bad---, if you see me in the streets fighting a bear...you better jump in and help the bear.