Six percent of people think they can beat a grizzly bear

faceman said
Oh yeah, thanks for the memory jog.

Back in the day a customer of mine owned a restaurant in Biloxi. When he closed at night,he put his Mastiff in the
storeroom. If you were stupid enough to try and steal his beer, you'd pay a bad price.

So the Mastiff was an alcoholic? That seems rather sad…