You Just Broke Your Child. Congratulations.

And I have that same sick feeling as last time 🤮

Why isn't there a Children's Day? Has that already been covered?

You're a father everyday just like I'm your child everyday. Why do you get an extra day, as if you did something special or unique. As if you did something I asked you to do.

People complain and talk all kinds of sheet about Valentine's Day. I'm gonna start a movement against Father's Day. Just watch.

*Paging my administrative assistant who's tracking all my dislikes. Jot this one down too*

If a child asks his or her mother or father

“There’s a Mothers Day and a Fathers Day, why isn’t there a Childrens Day?”

There is a 99% chance the parent will respond with:

“Every day is Childrens Day”