Shooter incident at elementary school in Uvalde, Texas - 19 children and 2 adults dead

I think it's useless to go around telling everyone you'd have a nice lawn if not for the weeds.

Just admit you have a crappy yard.
Better to just sit on your porch and complain about your yard? Or pave it over? Maybe get your hands dirty and weed, cultivate, water your yard to make it better. This improves it's value and the neighbor's value as well. And if the entire neighborhood gets in on the act, everyone benefits. Before you know it, people are picking up litter on the sidewalk for no other reason than to make the city more presentable.