Self Checkout

I hate how when you do cash back at the self-checkout there's no way to tell the machine what denomination to give you.

Also, when the bags are clumped together and you stand there fiddling with them to get it open.

I hate the built-in camera. I don't like seeing my face from that angle.

I always look worried. Like a person wary of being kidnapped.

It also makes me uneasy to feel the attendant's eyes on my back to make sure I don't steal anything.

It makes me want to fight them.
I love you and think I've gotten to know you fairly well enough to know that exactly NONE of this surprises me. In a good way.