More trouble for Pacman

I rarely go to strip clubs and I'm 'a white' but I will be going to several on the 26th for my buddy's bachelor party. Hopefully there won't be any female attorneys of any color trolling for innocent, fun-loving chaps like myself to file false police reports on. Also, I read that they've been known to slip dudes powerful narcotics then steal their kidneys! I'll be keeping my eyes peeled for those insidious female lawyers. Friggin' harpies! ;)

I know what you're saying Pickz but she'd be putting a LOT on the line to be lying about this one especially since there is at least one security guard who was allegedly standing between the two of them. That should be a pretty strong witness but...that's why they hold the trials. "Any given docket" ya know?