Six percent of people think they can beat a grizzly bear

I put hornets first because they're so insanely, pointlessly vicious.

I parked my truck in the middle of a supermarket parking lot in Spokane one summer, opened the door only to feel a sting in my armpit, followed by another on my neck. I smacked her out of the air, but wasn't fast enough to squish the damn thing before she flew away.

That friggin hornet crossed 200 yards of blacktop on a hot summer day just to sting me.