Popeye's Chicken Sandwich

I must be dead because I've never had rude service at a Popeye's.
not always about rude service

oftentimes it's not rude at all, just mind numbingly, agonizingly, glacier-like slow service

Like, "I can raise a chicken, slaughter it and make my own fried chicken faster than this" slow

Like, "I can earn the money, open my own Popeye's franchise and have my own Popeye's chicken faster than this" slow

and when you get to the window there's either 5 people trying to do the work of 8, or 12 people trying to do the work of 8.

"Why is it soooo slow with that many people working back there?!"