Wow.
I was going to say I could come over there and throw my wet towels on the floor, leave the seat up, not wash any dishes or clean my room, make a hole or 10 in the walls and cover them with posters...you get the idea.
No way though. She's been there with the flu and I don't want to get sick. Besides, Memorial Weekend is coming up in 4 months and we're all going to need our strength.