chilling facts about the Pyramids of Giza

I'm pretty sure God or aliens would have built something more impressive than a stone pyramid. It doesn't do anything. It just sits there all boring and all. I mean, you can't even slide down it without ripping your pants.

I guess you could climb to the top for the view, but it's not like there's a hot chick sunbathing on the other side of the fence that you can see while you're up there.
Well, we know people didn't build it because there's no escalator to the top.