the worst you've ever been hurt

I got stabbed in the chest with a broken Coca-Cola bottle when I was 12 - some ****** couldn't fight fair, and I didn't see it coming. Makes for a cool scar, though. :covri:
Torn pectoral - this hurts like you wouldn't believe. When it first happened, I thought I was having a heart attack.
Last year, the morning of the divisional playoff game against the Eagles (which I had tickets to, BTW), I was helping my buddy move some things out of his Katrina ravaged home. While moving a flooded AC window unit, I slipped in some unseen water, and the unit landed on my leg, breaking my fibula. ******* ouch.