the worst you've ever been hurt
Cracked three ribs last year.
I was lit and talking to some friends in front of my house. Had my dog (120 lb rottie) on a leash. Made the mistake of not watching him. He decided to go play with the neighbor's dog. Everybody there said I flew about 5 feet in the air. Still wish someone would have gotten it on video. Had to sleep sitting up for a couple of weeks. That's the second time I've cracked them.
I've broken most of my toes and fingers and even a collar bone. But the ribs are always the hardest to get over.