the worst you've ever been hurt

Oh, almost forgot - when I was 8, played Superfriends with my buddies - I jumped off the porch and landed in the grass on my hands.... well, my right hand landed on a thick, sharp piece of a broken beer bottle. This piece of glass entered through my palm and came out on the other side of my hand. Fortunately, no arteries or veins severed - 18 stitches on both sides, 36 in all. Again, ******* ouch!