Lord of the Rings Series -- Amazon

Ok, I've tried to hold it in, but it's just too much
This Halbrand/Sauron plotline is beyond stupid. It's sub-CW class. It's just...I mean...how in the name of Gollum's greasy gonads are we supposed to buy this bullsheet? Sauron, Lieutenant of Morgoth, is on a raft in the middle of the ocean?!? A couple day's swim from Valinor, mind you. You know Valinor? Home of the gods who punted his boss into the Outer Void? That Valinor. Did he board the raft on purpose? Did Galadriel's tenacious hunt leave him with no other options but to flee Middle-Earth? Has he been floating around out there since Beleriand sank? And instead of letting the most powerful elf in Middle-Earth simply die, he saves her? Is he that thirsty for some taut Noldor booty? Every writer in that room, along with the showrunners who approved such incoherent bilge, needs to be keelhauled.