Janitor dips genitals in water bottle, gives woman STD

Hey....who hasn't had that happen to them?
We used to have National Geographic night at tour fraternity house, which involved fully nude dancers. One of the guys sitting at the table went to the bathroom, leaving his longneck beer unattended. The dancer, to whom he'd been an arse, used no hands and moved his bottle. When he came back and took a drink we broke up laughing. I don't recall him suffering long-term harm other than our eternal mockery.