Janitor dips genitals in water bottle, gives woman STD

That's why you never ever leave your beer unattended. That's the lesson he learned that night.
Yes. Leaving your beer unattended was an invitation for someone to rim it. Just like passing out in the common area was an invitation to have your eyebrows shaved off and other indignities performed on your body. If you made it to your room, messing with you was off limits but conking out drunk in the common areas...