Pete Werner Love

It's like he has stickum on his entire body. Once he gets his hands on a player they are stuck to him and they are going down. His game strength is impressive and his tackling technique is about as good as you're going to see in the modern NFL.

He might not look that cool and he might not have the most swag but the dude is a ball player. Now if we can just get him some bigger shoulder pads, a dark visor, some arm/leg bands, a different number, and some tatts then he'll be ready to take his game to the next level.