Best options for the impending recession?

I invested in Chili. This is not a joke. I paid $1.33 for 19 ounce cans. They will keep at least 2 years. With transportation prices rising I expect over 15% savings in one year. Everyone should stock up on food when there is a good sale. Last year Euros made 15% against the U. S Dollar. I will continue to hold my Euros and stock while making automatic investments in my Bond Fund. I also own a real estate mortgage with a return of 8%.